fb to winnie the pooh: Don’t cheese your brother. Didn’t you hear me? I said don’t cheese your brother!
I’ve loved knock knock jokes
I’m here to torture you folks .
my chemistry teacher stunned me with her two…
and I stunned her back with a XII score of 92
the jokes aren’t mine; they are hers; so no flying egg yolks
a lok sabha member
go cool your head in cold water…
FIL: “look. i’ll be leaving at 5.45. i’ll start getting ready at around 5. make sure you serve me coffee before 4.45”
MIL: where are you going?
FIL: to the next room.
to truly appreciate fil’s nature go here
I like his poems far far better than his stories..
Mary, Mary quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
I live with a brat in a high rise flat,
So how in the world would I know?
this is one’s on TV that calls it a “ridiculous machine, that’s nauseating, foul and unclean,”
I like his knock, knock jokes far, far better than his poems…
Nicholas girls should not climb trees!
1. why don’t I understand what the
name “mickey” means? Do i have
to learn sanskrit for that?
2. why doesn’t donald duck ever wear pants. why is he always in diapers?
3. is gajendran, the elephant, malaysian or is he Indian?
is the header pic…
*have cropped out the pic of a sulking firstborn*
fil to mil: clear orf! you are blocking the view.
mil: no i am not. I am nowhere near your line of vision.
fil: well. you are blocking the view for baby param.
tharini’s comment in the last post got me thinking…
i quizzed the mil.
and apparently, yes.
there IS a code:
when fil says “enough”: it means serve me one more dosa.
when he says “ENOUGH” it means: may be just one teeny last dosa.
only when he says “ENOUGH“does it mean he’s done.
which of these is the more frequently used phrase between a couple married for 50 years or more?
pass the sambar
pass the remote
…and race breathlessly behind that shiny, snot-free career bus, that I climbed off …
today is not that day. Happy four! firstborn!