firstborn’s book of original phrases — page 3

fb to winnie the pooh: Don’t cheese your brother. Didn’t you hear me? I said don’t cheese your brother!

here’s page one and two

knock knock

I’ve loved knock knock jokes
I’m here to torture you folks .
my chemistry teacher stunned me with her two…
and I stunned her back with a XII score of 92
the jokes aren’t mine; they are hers; so no flying egg yolks

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knock knock
who’s there?
alok
alok who?
a lok sabha member

—
knock knock
who’s there?
gokul
gokul who?
go cool your head in cold water…

typical evening chat between FIL and MIL

FIL: “look. i’ll be leaving at 5.45. i’ll start getting ready at around 5. make sure you serve me coffee before 4.45”

MIL: where are you going?

FIL: to the next room.

to truly appreciate fil’s nature go here

roald dahl the poet

I like his poems far far better than his stories..

Mary, Mary quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
I live with a brat in a high rise flat,
So how in the world would I know?

this is one’s on TV that calls it a “ridiculous machine, that’s nauseating, foul and unclean,”

I like his knock, knock jokes far, far better than his poems…

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nicholas!
Nicholas who?
Nicholas girls should not climb trees!

😉

firstborn’s questions for the day…

1. why don’t I understand what the
name “mickey” means? Do i have
to learn sanskrit for that?

2. why doesn’t donald duck ever wear pants. why is he always in diapers?

3. is gajendran, the elephant, malaysian or is he Indian?

what the MMMiM did on Sunday morning…

is the header pic…

*have cropped out the pic of a sulking firstborn*

serial killer – 9

fil to mil: clear orf! you are blocking the view.

mil: no i am not. I am nowhere near your line of vision.

fil: well. you are blocking the view for baby param.