how come kenny’s dad didn’t hear of my grandma’ method for ironing clothes?
1. fold, sit pretty on em. = ironing
2. stick em under the sofa and invite unsuspecting guests to sit pretty on em = dry clean
3. wash, fold neatly, put under mattress and roll feverishly overnight — not unlike Psmith = bandbox level of clean and neat
*my ma believed that i had to iron all my school uniforms, so i slyly passed em to grandma, who erm ‘ironed’ em for me…*