knock knock

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I’ve loved knock knock jokes
I’m here to torture you folks .
my chemistry teacher stunned me with her two…
and I stunned her back with a XII score of 92
the jokes aren’t mine; they are hers; so no flying egg yolks

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knock knock
who’s there?
alok
alok who?
a lok sabha member


knock knock
who’s there?
gokul
gokul who?
go cool your head in cold water…

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21 responses »

  1. this is not just an arbit joke, its a padinarbit joke.

    yeah yeah i’ve used this before and its not even original.

    [@kenny: it is T’s (my branch senior)]

  2. My 2.5 yyr old knock knock jokes

    Who’s there
    Cat
    Cat who
    Woof Woof

    Dog
    Dog Who
    Ribbit Ribbit

    And he goes on and on
    After that, he will list the correct animal with the correct sound. And if I dont say Who’s there, he will come hold my hand and shout Mama you listening. Say who’s there

  3. Musings: i love that one too:-)

    chox: padinarbits ‘r’ us πŸ™‚

    sraikh: hey! post the video. that’s SO cute!

  4. I just know one..
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Amos
    Amos who?
    A mosqito bit me.
    Knock knock
    Now who’s there?
    Andy
    Andy who?
    Andy bit me again πŸ˜€

  5. I love these bilingual ones:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Sharma
    Sharma who?
    Sharmao mat, mein hoon.

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Agarwal
    Agarwal who?
    Agar wall na hota to chhat gir jaata

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Menaka
    Menak who?
    Meiney kaha na mein hoon.

  6. i would like to make my humble offering:
    (i am worried you are going to ban me since i seem to comment ALL the time)

    knock knock
    who is there
    Maid in Malaysia
    Maid in Malaysia who
    Maid in Malaysia but made in India.

    Can i please be voted as the maker of the worst knock knock joke in history? I bow to the applause (not) that has drowned the hooting.

  7. Dipali: amazing! you are even better than google! where did you find these gems?

    sur: and if you do stop commenting, I’ll be off to project alaska. without the laptop.

    Your knock knock joke now stands on a pedestal in my home — where baby param may try to reach , and fail to capture it’s glittery stardust.
    May I present to you my version (which really is not a patch on yours)…

    knock knock
    who is there
    Maid in Malaysia
    Maid in Malaysia who
    Maid in Malaysia and paid in peanuts.

    chox: padinarbits R definitely us.
    I know this one.
    will you remember after 10 years?
    yes.
    will you remember me after 20 years?
    yes.
    knock knock
    who’s there?
    see you forgot me already.

    ?

    dipali: Sur For President!Sur For President!
    Sur For President!
    Sur For President!

  8. From my 4 yr old neighbor:

    Knock knock
    whose there
    pantor (you kinda think she is saying panther)
    pantor who?
    pant or no pants, I am going swimming!

    *followed by hysterical laughter*

  9. dipali: hey! thanks!!! i loved all those. here’s my own, desi one.
    knock knock
    who’s there?
    nair
    nair who
    naah you’re wrong.

    print lovah!: amazing! i had to be 14 or so, before i could truly appreciate knock knocks jokes….
    these prodigies seem to be everywhere in the US

    chox: dips had some superb ones!

    ajcl: hey there! another neo delurker… hi there! love it that you delurked:-)

    chumi: if you are ancient, that makes me a relic that has to be auctioned off

  10. ROFL πŸ˜€ Too gud πŸ™‚

    Hd been lurking arnd ur blog sometime b4 .. I think I landed here from Abha’s then!

    Wonder how I hd lost touch πŸ˜‰
    Nice blog πŸ™‚

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