Monthly Archives: December 2009

firstborn in chennai

Standard

1. he can roll the dice as many times as he likes
2. his grandparents have to get down on snakes when they are close to 99
3. if he says dinner is just a slice of bread. it is.
4. chips with anything. chips with everything
5. he once said that the rasam was too salty (hey! my mum wouldn’t hear of food criticism from me — and she’s taking it from my son?)
6. everyone has to speak LOUDLY BECAUSE CHUTTI T.V. IS ALWAYS BLARING
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(the kid i sent to chennai was one who ate rasam rice at dinner, was off T.V. for almost two months, and obeyed MY rules when we played snakes and ladders)