conversation between two 4.y.olds that i wish i hadnt overhead.
kid 1. “i can dig your nose for you if you want…
kid 2. “no i can dig your nose for you if you want.”
after the n+1th ‘are you pregnant’ question?
i hit the gym. i lay down on something that looks like a 3-foot slide. and i couldnt get off. it seemed too risky. the 45 degree incline. so i lay there and did all the other exercises in my head.