enough if i try to keep a low profile…
they have news .
firstborn: the strangest combination of high-strung and literal.
this child ran a relay race. he thinks only the last batch of children qualify to get a medal. because these were the children near the goalpost.
a morning’s worth of explanations later, he understood it was a team sport. ah!
firstborn again. he sees a signboard on a tree that says “for sale/rent contact 01234567”. ergo. the child thinks the tree is for sale for Rm 01234567.
and is ready to overturn his piggy bank.
an afternoon’s worth of explanation later he understood that it was a sign for a condo for rent, and the number below was a phone number. ah!
this is also a child who knows a lot about usain bolt. but is persuaded that his classmate Julian is a tad speedier. ah! loyalty.