Jun27

the 55-er goes to heaven

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Vichithra gupta is keying in the records:

Name: Lalitha
Age: 51
Reasons for arrival:

~ medical reason: brain haemorrhage
~ what the neighbours think: shock. son became an accountant not
rock star.
~ real reason: the 4566th instance of an ‘i told you so’ by mil
(moral: 4565 is the number of “I-told-you-so’s ” that a woman can take)

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  2. corollary to the moral:
    if a woman retorts with a ‘who-asked-you’ the 1st time, she will avoid the i-told-you-so the next 4565 times.

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